Trackball Gamer

So a few weeks ago I was thinking about how this election seems to be going on forever, and indeed, not only did this election basically start in 2006, but the Democratic race has gotten to a point where it seems like it will never end, despite all math says Hillary is the new Huckabee. It’s as thought this campaign is working out to take up an unlimited amount of time. And then when Obama announced his Millionth donor, it made me realize how well this would work out. So here’s a little parody I wrote of “Unlimited Blade Works“:

I am the sum of my delegates
Change is my body, and Hope is my blood
I have convinced over a million donors
Not losing to primaries
Nor to caucuses
I have withstood false attack ads to win many voters
Yet, mudslinging will never hold anyone
So as I pray, “Unlimited Campaign Works!”

Boy, can you imagine Obama doing that move? That would end the election rather quick. A reality marble filled with an unlimited number of poll booths. Of course, Obama is nearly as GAR as Archer is.

-Akin

Hello, I’m Akin and this is my new blog. Before I state the general purpose of this blog, allow me to tell you a bit about myself: I’m a gamer who uses trackballs on the PC (duh), I have an underused Xbox 360, I watch plenty of anime, and I have more manga then I do shelf space. My Xbox ID is Akin42, my steam page is http://steamcommunity.com/id/Akin, and I post on kotaku and numerous other sites as Akin.

The general purpose of this blog it to post reviews on trackballs, as well as dicuss games, anime, and manga. From time to time I may also rant about off topic things such as politics (typically as they relate to technology) or bitch about DRM.

I’m still learning how to run a blog so if you got any tips (such as how to get a theme that isn’t dull/white), drop me a comment.